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Anonymous asked: Vegans r so hypocritical plants live too so stop killing plants


Answer:

themoonphase:

I’M SORRY WHAT I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY SCREAMING APPLE

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5 months ago

& now whenever I have to exclaim myself thru the fuck word, I’m not going to stop at “fuck” I have now evolved to “Swiss fucking cheese”

GODDAMNIT!

Posted
8 months ago

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

Calm thy milk jugs

(Source: martianwitchery, via tiredcactus)

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8 months ago

hbshizzle:

this is the story of how I died

Can we just take a moment to imagine, what it would be like if these guys all inhaled helium before getting up in the box….

(via fabj0hn)

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Posted
8 months ago
blink-your-tears-out:

veeoneeye:

I must have watched this a million times laughing harder every time.

I JUST OMG HAHAHA


Skrillex: the bee master

blink-your-tears-out:

veeoneeye:

I must have watched this a million times laughing harder every time.

I JUST OMG HAHAHA

Skrillex: the bee master

(Source: captcreate, via proj2501)

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Posted
9 months ago
This is what happens when I have coffee after 5p #annoyingasfuck #relationships #poorJosh #poorboyfriend #crazybitches

This is what happens when I have coffee after 5p #annoyingasfuck #relationships #poorJosh #poorboyfriend #crazybitches

Posted
9 months ago
I love my ginger brother (: always been goofy together (:

I love my ginger brother (: always been goofy together (:

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10 months ago
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